Hoyt

Hall

Kirsten (reading truth or dare website): Have you ever pleasured yourself to a Disney movie?

Molson: Yes. 

Church: Are you serious?

Molson: OHH, pleasured? I thought you said measured!

Leb: What does that even mean?

Molson: It’s 10 o’clock.

Leb: do you know where your children are? (pats stomach) I know where mine are.

Molson: Mine are still floating around in some stranger’s dick.

Julie (to Dari): I’m just looking at you, trying to decide if I want coco krispies or not.

In grill.

Alyx: Molson, go away!

Molson: What, am I embarrassing you in front of your friends? (yells) SWEETIE! You forgot your fanny pack!

Meghan: I just pulled Molson’s shower curtain open to embarrass her and she was wearing clothes! FUCK YOU MOLSON!

Pooja: They said Harshita would be the next Pooja.

Leb: Why, because you’re both indian? or because there are variations of poop in both your names?

“You did that just to piss me off! You know I only like money when it’s clean and whole.” -Xiaoli

Xiaoli: Wanna know why asians are so short? Their brains weigh them down. Wanna know what’s bigger than a Canadian? A dinosaur, and they have small brains. 

Molson: All you ever talk about is either rape or sex, which are basically the same thing. 

Dari: penetration

Molson: Yeah, penis comes to mind.